Naruto: The Strongest JoJo Stands That Would Make Insanely Broken Susanoos, Ranked

Susanoo is already one of Naruto‘s most terrifying abilities: a gigantic chakra warrior capable of shielding its user, wielding enormous weapons, and unleashing attacks powerful enough to reshape battlefields. Now imagine giving that avatar a Stand’s signature ability from the JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure universe. Suddenly, a Susanoo could stop time, erase it, manipulate dimensions, or even reject an opponent’s actions from becoming reality. This ranking is not about which Stand user beats which shinobi.

It asks a much more ridiculous question: Which JoJo ability would become the most horrifying upgrade when scaled into a Susanoo? The answers get increasingly unfair.

7 Tusk ACT4’s Susanoo Attack Will Keep Spinning Until You’re Absolutely Finished

Johnny Joestar and his Stand, Tusk Act 4, from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, titled Steel Ball Run. [Credit: Shueisha]

Tusk ACT4 weaponizes the Golden Spin, inflicting an infinite rotation that can continue affecting its target and even break through D4C Love Train’s dimensional defense. As a Susanoo ability, that gives its weapons a terrifying win condition: one successful strike could impose the rotation on an opponent and keep pursuing them beyond ordinary dimensional protection. It ranks seventh because ACT4 needs its attack to connect, making delivery more conditional than the higher entries’ defensive or temporal hax. Still, once Infinite Rotation lands, conventional durability becomes a frighteningly poor answer.

6 Made in Heaven Would Make Susanoo Faster Than Anyone Could Handle

Made in Heaven from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean. [Credit: David Production]

Made in Heaven accelerates the flow of time throughout the universe while leaving living organisms unable to keep pace, giving Pucci and his Stand an overwhelming speed advantage. As a Susanoo ability, that would make the avatar progressively harder to perceive and intercept while the battlefield races toward chaos. It ranks sixth because acceleration is not the same as instantly stopping or erasing time. It also lacks the direct defensive nullification of the higher entries. Its greatest weapon is momentum, not invulnerability. The Stand’s time acceleration ultimately drives the universe toward its reset.

5 Star Platinum Would Turn Susanoo Into a Giant Chakra Speed Demon

Star Platinum combines phenomenal strength, speed, precision, and senses with its own time-stop ability. Scaling that physical package into Susanoo would produce something terrifying: a colossal chakra avatar capable of pinpoint attacks with Stand-level accuracy, then freezing time for a decisive opening. Its punches would become vastly more dangerous because Susanoo supplies enormous reach and destructive scale. It ranks below The World because both possess time stop, while The World reaches a longer maximum duration under DIO. Star Platinum’s greatest edge is its extraordinary precision and combat instincts.

4 The World Would Make Susanoo Even More Dangerous With Time Stop

The World (Za Warudo) from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders. [Credit: David Production]

The World can stop time, allowing DIO to move while everyone else is frozen, reposition himself, and leave attacks whose force takes effect when time resumes. A Susanoo built around it would become a battlefield cheat code. Its enormous sword could be positioned during stopped time, before opponents react. It ranks below Love Train because time stop is a finite window, unlike Love Train’s defensive redirection. DIO ultimately reaches nine seconds, but Jotaro demonstrates that time stop has exploitable limits. The Stand itself also possesses phenomenal strength, speed, senses, and precision.

3 D4C: Love Train Will Basically Put Itself in God Mode With Its Susanoo

D4C – Love Train from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Part 7. [Credit: Shueisha]

Love Train surrounds Valentine with a dimensional gap that redirects misfortune away from him, effectively making attacks fail while their harmful consequences are displaced elsewhere. Give that phenomenon to Susanoo and the chakra avatar gains an absurd defensive layer: devastating ninjutsu, physical strikes, and other harmful effects could theoretically be redirected instead of reaching it. It ranks below King Crimson because Love Train is primarily defensive and has specific vulnerabilities, including its dependence on Lucy’s position. Tusk ACT4’s Golden Spin is also specifically shown overcoming its dimensional barrier.

2 King Crimson Would Let Susanoo Foresee the Future and Erase Time

King Crimson from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind. [Credit: David Production]

King Crimson combines Epitaph’s ability to see roughly ten seconds ahead with time erasure, letting Diavolo perceive a coming event, then erase that interval. As a Susanoo power, that creates a terrifying loop: foresee the attack, erase the dangerous interval, reposition the colossal avatar, then strike when normal time resumes. It ranks below GER because King Crimson avoids and exploits outcomes rather than simply nullifying an opponent’s actions. It also requires timing, and time erasure does not let Diavolo freely attack others during the erased interval.

1 GER’s Nightmarish Susanoo Would Say “Yeah, No” to Literally Everything

Gold Experience Requiem (GER) from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind (Part 5). [Credit: David Production]

Gold Experience Requiem’s Return to Zero nullifies an opponent’s actions and will, preventing them from reaching their intended result. Translated into Susanoo, every attack aimed at the chakra avatar could theoretically be reset before it succeeds. It attacks the very success condition of an enemy’s technique. GER takes the top spot because none of the other Stands offer comparable causal denial. Its limitation is the crossover itself: Naruto never establishes how chakra abilities would interact with Return to Zero, so its absolute effectiveness remains hypothetical.

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